No Zzzz’s for Me

4:00 am. Can’t sleep. Just farted and it escaped its blankety prison. Gross. Thought I filled my gitch, but it was only a dream.

Fart-Meter:

  • Stink factor: 4/10
  • Volume: 2/10
  • Characteristics: seeping (not sleeping)
  • Trip to the John solved it: too tired to try
  • Fart Fuel: sushi
  • Casualties: Mr. Sandman