Following a fun weekend with the guys, let the record clearly state – intestinal gas inspired by pinto beans, onion gravy, and pork sausage stinks even more than:

• smelly feet
• a 3-week-old bag of garbage
• belly button odor
• male underarm odor
• horse manure
• my hockey bag
• homemade stink bombs
• running shoe smell
• cat urine odor
• the Calgary Flames