I recently took a trip to Thailand and had a chance to go snorkelling. What a blast! I mean it – colorful fish, coral, and bubbles all over the place! Who knew rice & sunshine could do that to you?

Fart-Meter:

• Stink factor: ?/10
• Volume: 1/10 (”glug-glug-glug”, I imagine)
• Characteristics: almost pretty, in that scenery
• Trip to the John solved it: don’t get me started about Thai cans…
• Fart Fuel: Khao Soy Chaing Mai noodles
• Casualties: the fish that ate the bubble