Author: Fartin Martin

According to the US Department of (g)Agriculture, here’s the list you’ve all been waiting for: Soybeans Pink Beans Black Beans Pinto Beans California Small White Beans Great Northern Beans Lima Beans Garbanzo Beans Blackeyed Beans Note to gents: Avoid the consumption of these or any other beans (”pork and beans”, “refried beans”, “bean salad”, etc.)…

“One summer’s day in the mid-1860’s, a young French boy named Joseph Pujol had a frightening experience at the seashore. Swimming out alone, he held his breath and dove underwater. Suddenly an icy cold feeling penetrated his gut. Frightened, he ran ashore, but then received a second shock when he noticed seawater streaming from his…

Some of the most amazingly ridiculous information you’ll ever see is now up in the “Fart Research” section of the main Fart-Fart.com web site. Check it out for a serious laugh! Here are a just a few sample phrases uncovered in this research (phrases typed into search engines by folks looking for fart humor). There…