Fart Jokes for Smart People
Why not fart right now?
Welcome to Fart-Fart-com: the home of great fart sounds, fart jokes, and more.
Take a laugh break & sniff out our fart research, fart art, fart blog, or other weird content.
Fart Insights
Not content to just fart and smell it, Fart-Fart.com is here to explore the ins and outs of flatulence, including:
- Wondering how to fart less? (Why on Earth would you want to fart less??)
- Great paintings with farts added in.
- Historical farting legends like Joseph Pujol.
- Research into online demand for topics such as the graph shown below:
Fart once, then fart again.
Fart-Fart.
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This site was made to make smart people with gas or butt issues laugh like crazy. Who says all smelly humor has to be witless?
“fart” – definition
(färt) slang
Verb: An explosion between the legs; to expel intestinal gas through the anus. Variations: fart-ed, fart-ing, farts.
Noun: Discharged intestinal gas; a foul-smelling mass of air.
Plural: farts.
“colon” – definition
(co-luhn)
Noun: Place where farts come from.
“bowel” – definition
(bau-el)
Noun: Breeding ground for earth-shaking farts.
“flatulence” – definition
(fla-tyu-lens)
Noun: Polite terminology for room-clearing stinkers, bone-rattling rumblers, persistent poofing, and the general practice of recreational gas-passing.