Fart Jokes for Smart People

Why not fart right now?

Welcome to Fart-Fart-com: the home of great fart sounds, fart jokes, and more.

Take a laugh break & sniff out our fart research, fart art, fart blog, or other weird content.

Fart Insights

Not content to just fart and smell it, Fart-Fart.com is here to explore the ins and outs of flatulence, including:

• Wondering how to fart less? (Why on Earth would you want to fart less??)
• Great paintings with farts added in.
• Historical farting legends like Joseph Pujol.
• Research into online demand for topics such as the graph shown below:

Fart once, then fart again.
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This site was made to make smart people with gas or butt issues laugh like crazy. Who says all smelly humor has to be witless?

“fart” – definition

(färt) slang

Verb: An explosion between the legs; to expel intestinal gas through the anus. Variations: fart-ed, fart-ing, farts.

Noun: Discharged intestinal gas; a foul-smelling mass of air.
Plural: farts.

“colon” – definition

(co-luhn)

Noun: Place where farts come from.

“bowel” – definition

(bau-el)

Noun: Breeding ground for earth-shaking farts.

“flatulence” – definition

(fla-tyu-lens)

Noun: Polite terminology for room-clearing stinkers, bone-rattling rumblers, persistent poofing, and the general practice of recreational gas-passing.