Rectum Research

Knowing what other people are asking about the rectum may help you find answers to your own questions.

While searching for answers to odd rectum questions, the following phrases were all typed into search engines by real people.

Whether you find these weird phrases funny or not, bodily problems are clearly something lots of people are dealing with. You are quite certainly not alone!

“Rectum” Searches:

Bodily Phrase and # of Daily Searches

  • rectum (498)
  • candida infection of the rectum (300)
  • yeast infection in rectum (136)
  • prolapsed rectum (98)
  • sticking things up your rectum (55)
  • bleeding from rectum (36)
  • tampon insertion for the rectum (23)
  • blood from rectum (22)
  • itchy rectum (22)
  • bleeding from the rectum (20)
  • sore rectum (20)
  • prolapsed rectum in dogs (19)
  • rectum jokes (19)
  • rectum pain (19)
  • cancer of the rectum (15)
  • rectum cancer (15)
  • swelling by rectum (15)
  • treatment for narrowing in rectum (15)
  • fistula in rectum (12)
  • photos rectum (12)
  • rectum piercing (12)
  • rectum problems (12)
  • rectum stretching (12)
  • riveted rectums (12)
  • pain near rectum (11)
  • rectum lining (11)
  • rectum piles (11)
  • excema on the rectum (9)
  • female rectum (9)
  • penitrating rectums (9)
  • pictures things found stuck in the rectum (9)
  • prolapse rectum (9)
  • rectum and anal canal (9)
  • rectum protrusion (9)
  • big rectum (7)
  • bleeding rectum (7)
  • cat bleeding rectum (7)
  • dog bleeding rectum (7)
  • feline prolapse rectum (7)
  • female rectum exam (7)
  • golf ball in rectum (7)
  • in the rectum (7)
  • inflammatory candidas with pustules on rectum (7)
  • inserting a lubricated stiletto up my boyfriends rectum (7)
  • male doctor examined my rectum (7)
  • orange fluid from rectum (7)
  • pump air into the rectum (7)
  • rash on rectum (7)
  • rectum exam (7)
  • rectum sex (7)
  • temperature by the rectum (7)
  • ulcers around rectum (7)
  • blood and mucus from rectum (6)
  • bright red blood per rectum (6)
  • cancer on the buttocks near the rectum (6)
  • cat rectum pink (6)
  • cyanea recta (6)
  • ferrets,irritation of the rectum (6)
  • fungus in rectum (6)
  • hairy rectum (6)
  • how can you get something stuck in the rectum (6)
  • how do objects travel from rectum to colon (6)
  • how to stretch a rectum (6)
  • inserting a lubricated thermometer up my boyfriends rectum (6)
  • inserting banannas in rectum (6)
  • is aloe vera gel safe around rectum (6)
  • metodo de linea recta en periodo de tiempo fraccionario (6)
  • mucus discharge from rectum (6)
  • mucus out of toddler rectum (6)
  • numbness in rectum (6)
  • objects inserted into rectum (6)
  • orange fluid rectum lying down (6)
  • rash burning rectum (6)
  • reconstruction of pelvic and rectum (6)
  • rectum bleeding (6)
  • rectum bleeding after colectomy (6)
  • rectum prostate anatomy sagittal (6)
  • rectum reckers (6)
  • rectum reconstruction (6)
  • silky rectum (6)
  • sorness around the rectum (6)
  • south africa rash rectum (6)
  • surgery to remove cannister from rectum philipines (6)
  • symptoms of pagets disease of the rectum (6)
  • what does a rectum look like (6)
  • what is a large growth outside rectum of cat mean (6)
  • yellow discharge rectum lying down (6)
  • yellow fluid from rectum (6)
  • a rectum (4)
  • adult rectum temperature (4)
  • anatomy of the rectum (4)
  • banannas in rectum (4)
  • best treatment for intussusception near rectum (4)

What’s That Hanging Out?

The rectum is located inside the body and is a tube of muscle which connects the large intestine to the anus. The anus is the opening at the bottom of the butt, from whence you dispel fecal matter. Since the rectum is made up of muscle and tissue, it can become weak and slide downward out of place. In severe cases, the rectum may hang out of the anus in an awkward and embarrassing way. Symptoms may include: itching, pain, bleeding, leakage of fecal or mucus matter and (the obvious) bright red tissue sticking out of the anus.

Rectal prolapsed is most commonly caused by straining or pushing too hard when pooping, forcing the poop out instead of allowing it to fall naturally. Easy solution there, don’t strain or push or force the bowels to release. Adding more fiber into the diet will give more regular bowel movements and help avoid constipation, which is why most people strain.

Seriously, Doc?

No one really enjoys going to the doctor. What makes it even less enjoyable, is when they snap on those examine gloves, scoop up a glob of lubricant gob, and stick their fingers where no fingers should go. Not only do they have two fingers up your rectum but then they start moving them around and feeling things. It may only be a minute or less, but it sure feels like an eternity.

Palpatio per anum is Latin for fingers in bottom, or the more technically correct term Digital Rectal Examination. These exams actually are helpful, though they don’t seem like it at any given time. The examination actually helps doctors check for tumors, problems with internal organs, and check out the prostate in men. I often wonder how doctors feel about giving this type of exam and I’m sure they safe it for last because it is their least favorite as well.

More Funny Search Phrases:

Hemorroids, Rectums, Vomiting, Farts & YOU 😉

Digestive and other bodily problems really are not very funny or pleasant, but if you’ve already got some, you may as well laugh about it.

This is a site that celebrates farting. To avoid some of the problems listed above, consider cleaning out your butt, altering your diet, visiting a doctor, or investing in some topical disinfectants!