Rectal

Rectal Research

Knowing what other people are asking about rectal issues may help you find answers to your own questions.

While searching for answers to odd rectal questions, the following phrases were all typed into search engines by real people.

Whether you find these weird phrases funny or not, bodily problems are clearly something lots of people are dealing with. You are quite certainly not alone!

“Rectal” Searches:

Bodily Phrase and # of Daily Searches

  • rectal exam (1907)
  • rectal rooter (622)
  • rectal temperature (609)
  • rectal punishment (442)
  • rectal bleeding (339)
  • rectal thermometer (319)
  • rectal (300)
  • female rectal examination (293)
  • rectal prolapse (247)
  • female rectal exams (220)
  • rectal temp (163)
  • rectal cancer (161)
  • pants down rectal thermometer (107)
  • rectal thermometer stories (104)
  • taking rectal temperature (96)
  • female rectal exam (90)
  • first rectal exam (84)
  • naughty rectal thermometer (84)
  • rectal exam positions (84)
  • rectal temperature story (80)
  • rectal pain (76)
  • rectal examination (71)
  • rectal exam stories (69)
  • digital rectal exam (65)
  • male rectal exam (63)
  • rectal temperature fetish (57)
  • rectal exam video (52)
  • rectal fissure (49)
  • rectal exams (47)
  • rectal temperature taking with pictures (44)
  • rectal thermometers (44)
  • rectal speculum (41)
  • rectal fistula (39)
  • rectal rooters (39)
  • rectal cancer symptoms (36)
  • rectal insertion (36)
  • rectal thermometer fantasy (36)
  • rectal thermometer fetish (36)
  • rectal foreign body (34)
  • adult spanking and rectal temperature (33)
  • bright red rectal bleed (33)
  • nurse spanking rectal temperature (33)
  • rectal itching (33)
  • rectal temperatures (33)
  • female rectal temp (30)
  • rectal thermometer punishment (30)
  • nurses taking rectal temperature (28)
  • rectal dilation (28)
  • rectal enema (28)
  • rectal probe (28)
  • videos of rectal temp taken (28)
  • rectal surgery (26)
  • rectal temperature taking (26)
  • rectal massage (25)
  • rectal temps (25)
  • doctor exam temperature rectal (23)
  • outlet obstruction and rectal prolapse connective tissue (23)
  • rectal temperature stories (23)
  • rectal bleeding & walking (22)
  • rectal discharge (22)
  • rectal warts (22)
  • causes of rectal bleeding (20)
  • nurse gives rectal exam (20)
  • pelvic rectal exam video (20)
  • rectal itch (20)
  • rectal stricture treatment (20)
  • rectal thermometer sex (20)
  • rectal colon cancer symptoms (19)
  • adult medical fetish rectal temperature (17)
  • female rectal temps (17)
  • homeopathic relief for rectal tear condition (17)
  • male rectal examination (17)
  • rectal and myofascial (17)
  • rectal bleeding severe (17)
  • rectal spasm (17)
  • rectal temp. (17)
  • signs of rectal cancer (17)
  • rectal bleaching (15)
  • rectal medical fetish (15)
  • rectal pressure (15)
  • rectal temp movie (15)
  • rectal temperature women (15)
  • colo rectal cancer (14)
  • nurse rectal (14)
  • rectal exam procedures (14)
  • rectal examinations (14)
  • rectal polyps (14)
  • rectal swab (14)
  • rectal temperture stories (14)

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Hemorroids, Rectums, Vomiting, Farts & YOU 😉

Digestive and other bodily problems really are not very funny or pleasant, but if you’ve already got some, you may as well laugh about it.

This is a site that celebrates farting. To avoid some of the problems listed above, consider cleaning out your butt, altering your diet, visiting a doctor, or investing in some topical disinfectants!