Anus Research

Knowing what other people are asking about the anus may help you find answers to your own questions.

While searching for answers to odd anus questions, the following phrases were all typed into search engines by real people.

Whether you find these weird phrases funny or not, bodily problems are clearly something lots of people are dealing with. You are quite certainly not alone!

“Anus” Searches:

Bodily Phrase and # of Daily Searches

  • anus (1904)
  • gaping anus (87)
  • itchy anus (69)
  • hairy anus (57)
  • stretched anus (55)
  • him rendezvous with anus (42)
  • male anus (42)
  • tight anus (42)
  • ur anus (33)
  • your anus (31)
  • slim anus (30)
  • shows anus (26)
  • anus massage (25)
  • anus stretched (25)
  • prolapsed anus (25)
  • bleeding anus (23)
  • my anus is bleeding (23)
  • imperforate anus (22)
  • anus photos (20)
  • anus pics (20)
  • huge anus (20)
  • anus stretching (17)
  • the anus (17)
  • dilated anus (15)
  • waxing your anus (15)
  • big anus (14)
  • images of beautiful anuses (14)
  • anus bleaching (12)
  • anus full of cream (12)
  • how to clean your anus (12)
  • imperforated anus (12)
  • squamous cell carcinoma of anus (12)
  • stretched anus clips (12)
  • yeast infection anus (12)
  • anus herpes pictures (11)
  • large anus (11)
  • small anus (11)
  • sore on anus (11)
  • stretch the anus (11)
  • why do i have a lump on my anus (11)
  • yeast infection in anus (11)
  • anus cancer (9)
  • anus pictures (9)
  • anus piercing (9)
  • anus smell (9)
  • anus turd (9)
  • bumps that itch around my anus (9)
  • clean anus (9)
  • distended anus (9)
  • itching anus (9)
  • leaky anus (9)

Butt It Itches

It has happened to everyone, you’re walking down the street or in the middle of a meeting when all of the sudden you have the most intense itching sensation in the anus. You can scratch it, you need to scratch it, but with people watching that could be a problem. You may start squirming around in your chair trying to get to that itch, but often times people start looking at you strange. The best thing is to excuse yourself to the bathroom and take care of the problem.

Most anal itching is not a problem, it happens to everyone. If the itching continues for a long period of time or if there is pain involved, it may be more serious. The most common cause of anal itching is warmth or sweat. It can be difficult to keep the anus dry because of the puckered skin surrounding it. Anal creams and ointments, can cause problems too because the area is still damp. Try to scratch as little as possible and if the itch becomes uncontrollable, seek medical advice.

More Funny Search Phrases:

Hemorroids, Rectums, Vomiting, Farts & YOU 😉

Digestive and other bodily problems really are not very funny or pleasant, but if you’ve already got some, you may as well laugh about it.

This is a site that celebrates farting. To avoid some of the problems listed above, consider cleaning out your butt, altering your diet, visiting a doctor, or investing in some topical disinfectants!