One evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant patiently awaiting her date. While waiting, she decided to double-check that she looked perfect for him. So, she bent over in her chair to get a mirror from her purse on the floor.
Just then, with the waiter walking up, she accidentally farted at a significant volume. The lady immediately sat up straight, embarrassed and red-faced, and certain that everyone in the restaurant had heard. She quickly turned to the waiter and shouted, “Stop that!” The waiter, looking at her dryly, replied, “Sure lady. Which way was the duck headed?”
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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