Fart Jokes for Smart People
Why not fart right now?
Not content to just fart and smell it, Fart-Fart.com is here to explore the ins and outs of flatulence, including:
- Wondering how to fart less? (Why on Earth would you want to fart less??)
- Great paintings with farts added in.
- Historical farting legends like Joseph Pujol.
- Research into online demand for topics such as the graph shown below:
Fart once, then fart again.
This site was made to make smart people with gas or bowel issues laugh like crazy. Who says all smelly humor has to be witless? Who says all colon health conversation needs to be serious?
“fart” – definition
Verb: An explosion between the legs; to expel intestinal gas through the anus. Variations: fart-ed, fart-ing, farts.
Noun: Discharged intestinal gas; a foul-smelling mass of air.
“colon” – definition
Noun: Place where farts come from.
“bowel” – definition
Noun: Breeding ground for earth-shaking farts.
“flatulence” – definition
Noun: Polite terminology for room-clearing stinkers, bone-rattling rumblers, persistent poofing, and the general practice of recreational gas-passing.